I'm not really all that bitter (though my mom mentioned I've been
cynical since I was about 6 years old) but I'm an agnostic with a
sense of humor and a bit of a capitalist. I've been with CafePress
since they only had three products and I realized that I had a number
of products that I didn't want in my main store.
Buy my shirts.
That said, there are a lot of really uptight people in the world
and it's really fun to offend them.